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The type of biscuit you prefer in the office is a dead give away to the sort of business you work in and equally importantly what sort of person you are. For example it will come as no surprise to learn that Boasters are the number one biscuit in both advertising and estate agencies.

Wholewheat digestives are consumed by serious, right minded people such as VAT inspectors or Health and Safety officers. Offering them a chocolate digestive in return can be construed as an attempt to bribe them. At the other end of the spectrum are the pink wafers that tend to pop up in design consultants and interior decorators. If you are offered pink wafers by a civil engineering firm, check the way they mix their concrete.

More exotic biscuits are found in more specialised environments; Fig Rolls are popular with Persian carpet wholesalers and also drain cleaning operatives. Successful small businessmen tend to gravitate towards Rich Shorties while ageing football managers generally opt for Garibaldis. Famous rap artists are drawn towards Rich Teas for some reason.

Some biscuits have more personality than others; Orange Jaspers are favoured by mobile phone salesmen while Jammie Dodgers are the staple diet of double glazing sales executives. Expect to find Lemon Puffs in PR agencies and down-market wedding outfitters. Rice cakes and rusks are only eaten in the offices of small pressure groups who hate everyone including themselves. If you have to have a meeting with them take a packet of Chocolate Hobnobs and cheer them all up. Finally, Nice biscuits are always eaten by nice people who get sacked by nasty bosses who eat Chocolate Bourbons.

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Dealing With Office Politics - Career Skills from MindTools.com

There's too much wrangling and maneuvering going on. We just hate this office politicking". "Tim, well he's a smart political mover – knows exactly how to get what he wants and how to get on." Whether you hate it, admire it, practice it or avoid it, office politics is a fact of life in any organisation. And, like it or not, it's something that you need to understand and master to be sure of your own success.


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